They're just too hard to keep.
You all remember that I had geared myself up to get back to the gym and get back into shape. I did start going to the gym, even met with my trainer for a new program, but every time I tried to actually work out I started coughing my guts up.
I was sick a few weeks ago. I recovered from it pretty quickly thanks to Lea's magic tea, but I ended up with this miserable hacking cough that I just couldn't shake.
After many sleepless nights and miserable days I finally dragged myself to the doctor this morning. Turns out I have bronchitis. No physical activity for three weeks*.
There goes that plan.
* At least he didn't say I couldn't make an utter and complete pig out of myself and eat an obscene number of See's Molasses Chips to console myself.