The Mathematics of Bliss

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8 friends

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34 hours

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1 Dead Sea spa hotel

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2 treatments

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3 pools (regular, Dead Sea water, jacuzzi)

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0 husbands

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0 children

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6 metric tons of snacks

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497 cocktails

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3 inch average height of heels worn at dinner

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8 Broadway show tunes sung too loud (and probably off-key) around a very public outdoor pool

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3 drinks consumed in the pool (yes in) before onset of said singing

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10 minutes of unexpected fireworks

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18 minimum age of all hotel guests

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16 average mental age of a group of women on a much-needed girlfriends getaway

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0 cellphones permitted in public areas
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6 months - maximum amount of time we're willing to wait before we do this again

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However you add it up, it doesn't get much better than this.

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