We're doing a major purge of old toys, clothes, and general assorted crap here. If I don't reemerge in a day or two please call the cavalry and let them know the world's largest pile of junk has apparently collapsed on me, leaving me trapped and too weak to call for help.
Don't laugh, it's a real danger.
You're laughing. I heard you laughing.
This isn't funny. I'm in real danger here.
Ok, maybe it's a teeny tiny bit funny.